New Flavor

I had really meant for my blog to be light-hearted and funny. I had meant that for my life, as well, so I guess I shouldn't be too hard on myself.
Anywho....
To brighten things up a bit, I would like to say that I have tried the new Crest Lemon Ice toothpaste. Suprisingly, I quite enjoy it. I do have to remind myself that Lemon Pledge is not necessarily a bad flavor, since it is made of "real lemon oil." It is certainly more accurately lemon than the terrible Diet Coke with lemon, which actually tastes like you are drinking Pledge. But it makes my mouth and my little teethies feel so, well, lemony morning fresh. And it might make that awkward freshly-brushed teeth to orange juice transition much more pleasant. I will give a full report, should my ulcers ever allow me to begin drinking orange juice again.