For My Wife

My "wife" is leaving RiverWoods at the end of this week. In preparation for our breakup, I have been trying to pick fights with her-- it is a defense mechanism, I suppose. Anyway, one way that I tried to make her mad was to play a few small jokes on her when I was dog-sitting. I chose very small, easily undo-able things (saran-wrapping the toilet, christmas decoration in the living room, moving pictures around). I could have done very mean things, but I didn't. My favorite, though, is seen here:




I think she should have left the antlers. But she didn't. So we are breaking up. Too bad. Divorce is an ugly thing.