Pirate Hooker?!?!

I was just called "pirate hooker" in a text message from someone who we will call Gorilla. All I'm saying is: 1- thank you, I think, and 2- that is now, by far, a favorite epithet of mine. And this from someone who for years was greeted by the pet name "Whore [insert slight tug at hair with right hand here]" by friends and family alike. And also, Gorilla, I think this is the 3rd entry where you have been mentioned by name? Not to make dearest Jenine (who is my heroine) jealous-- I know it is because of you that Gorilla uses vocabulary such as "pirate hooker." Yeah, right! I will cry until you come back from Lake Powell, my sweet babies!!